97598

Joke of the Day

"What do plums and bunnies have in common? They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/"

"Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold? The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) [No I am not a dad]"

"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"

"I'm always a little disappointed when I walk away from my car and it doesn't explode after I press the lock button."

"LIFE HACK: hide a hot dog in your popcorn to give your date something to play with while you enjoy the movie"

"Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music."

"What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger? A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges"

"This clown fad is getting out of hand.... They are even running for president of the United States."

"Vampires, if I want to be jabbed with a body part, teeth are not my 1st choice. Also, I have plenty of holes. No need to make new ones."

"Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !"