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Joke of the Day

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

"Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?"

"Died twice today Screw you daylight savings"

"What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan."

"German sausage is the wurst."

"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."

"I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros."

"What do crazy girlfriends and chocolate have in common? They both kill your dog"

"A kid locked the boys bathroom. Janitor tells him ""That was a dick move there son"". The Principal tells him ""Urine a lot of trouble son"" His friends are pissed at him"

"Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?"