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Joke of the Day

"GUY #1: You free next week? GUY #2: Let me just check my dairy. GUY #1: You mean diary yeah? *cow walks by with ""dentist 11.30"" on it*"

"While those 2 guys at the bar were just fantasizing about what they'd do with powerball winnings, I stole their ticket."

"Why should you never trust a cheap circumcision? It's a total ripoff."

"That's the problem with exhibitionists. They're fucking everywhere."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of feminists can change a light bulb, because feminists can't change anything."

"TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title."

"That stupid guy I have stupid friends gotta admit.But i have a stupid one. Yesterday he asked me did anybody die and survive??!?!?!??"

"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie."

"What do you call oral sex with a fresh corpse? A David Blowie."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? 4"