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Joke of the Day
"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."
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"To understand the difference between Italians and Canadians all you need to know is two things. Italian sausage and Canadian bacon..."
"I may be a terrible lover with a tiny penis... ... but the ladies who know me say I can hold my own."
"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at tweets all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."
"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions."
"A girl say to her boyfriend ""we need to talk....I'm pegnant""..... The boyfriend replies ""Hi Pregnant! I'm Dad!"""
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth inside."
"It cost me $14,000 and took 3 years, but I finally pulled off legally changing my friend's baby's name without him knowing. I LOVE PRANKS!!!"
"Why are african americans so good at sports? Because of hard work and dedication."
"What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song? You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing."