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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hotdog with a tree? You fold it"
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"Never trust a tree. They're shady as fuck."
"Why do midgets laugh when they run through grass? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."
"Biology Joke When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? Photosympathize"
"I tried to be a gentleman to this pretty lady, so I held the door open for her... But she just screamed at me as she got sucked out of the plane! Women are so ungrateful for nice guys nowadays."
"I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly."
"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ...eventually, they would find me attractive."
"Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?"
"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."