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Joke of the Day

"Why was the lifeguard unable to save the hippie from drowning in the ocean? He was too *far out, man*."

"What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich? A ""notsee"" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out..."

"Dallas Police is hiring As of Friday morning they have 5 positions to fill"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe"

"I don't do cocaine... I just like the smell."

"Pinocchio When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood? when his hand caught fire!!"

"What do you call a promise you can't keep? A campaign promise."

"*Someone sends me a 4 minute video* me: [42 seconds later] wow that's so awesome thanks for sharing!"

"how do you get pikachu onto a bus You Pokemon"

"Doctor doctor give me the news I've got a bad case of lov- oh what's that? It's AIDS? Well that just doesn't rhyme at all"