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Joke of the Day
"I got 99 problems and a bitch is one -JayZ"
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"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"
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"Death is coming to take a lawyer away The lawyer is weeping, ""why now? I am only fourty!"" Death replies, ""not according to the hours you billed your clients""."
"[Soldiers regrouping] Where's Jim? He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies "
"What language do lesbians speak? Gaelic."
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"COP: [flashes his light into my car] ME: *struggles to roll down window* ""Sorry this isn't my car."""