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Joke of the Day
"I'm such a heavy sleeper that i still wouldn't wake up even if you... shot me in the face"
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"If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment."
"My sister is a mathematician... She celebrates 4/20 on January fifth because it's just simpler that way."
"I'd make a great housewife. I'd boil you a chicken every night. I'd boil you so many meats."
"What three things does a woman need to do an oil change on her car? Two boobs and a man"
"VICTIM: He had a beard & a scar SKETCH ARTIST: Is this him? VICTIM: That's Bart Simpson SKETCH ARTIST: Yeah I can only draw a couple things"
"What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails"
"What is the difference between ice and dry ice ? Dry ice lacks of water."
"My favorite position is the 68. You go down on me and I'll owe you one!"
"Thinking about opening a lingerie shop for plus size women ....... Gonna call it KING THONG"