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Joke of the Day

"MAXIM MAGAZINE: BECAUSE YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF NIPPLES"

"I was playing charades with a deaf guy Or as he called it, ""having a chat""."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."

"What's the difference between a prostitute in the bath tub and a nun? The nun has hope in her soul."

"How do black people grow? Their knee grows!"

"Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river."

"I'm going to have an ear transplant later tonight. Thanks in advance for the well wishes!"

"People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous."

"I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control."

"Wanted to share a Coke with my friend Amal But the closest name I could find was Juan. But I guess if you have seen Juan then you have seen Amal."