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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control."

"What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese? ""Gouda, gouda..."""

"Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG? Because other stores are too mainSteam."

"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is basically like picking up a hitchhiker. You're probs gonna die."

"Best jokes come from real life. This happened this morning. The toilet is clogged. My wife and I both insist we've only gone #1. One of us is full of crap and the other one is full of crap."

"What moisturiser do bullfighters use? Olay."

"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."

"What is the difference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos."

"I ran into a dance club for people with back problems It was called the Slipped Disco"

"I'm going to write a book called ""stop obligatory dual language"" If no one buys it I'm going to study two languages."