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Joke of the Day

"Wanted to share a Coke with my friend Amal But the closest name I could find was Juan. But I guess if you have seen Juan then you have seen Amal."

"the worst part of senior prom was definitely dropping my date and my grandfather's ashes going EVERYWHERE"

"Since everyone is writing a poem, here is mine to do is to be to be is to do to do is to be to be is to do I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very ""Scooby do be do"""

"Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor."

"Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?"

"I don't know if this is a good idea. Narrator: He knew, in fact, it was an awful idea."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Edit: Sentence inversion"

"A study conducted by a group of scientists shows that women that have more than 25% body fat live longer than the men who mention it to them"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Fuck if I know."

"They say I have the legs of a dancer.. but until they find the rest of the body the cops have got nothing on me man!"