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Joke of the Day

"Wanted to share a Coke with my friend Amal But the closest name I could find was Juan. But I guess if you have seen Juan then you have seen Amal."

"""What would Jesus do?"" is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD? Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See?"

"You know what's the worst thing about having sex with 28 year olds? You have to keep track of all twenty of 'em"

"I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you."

"My gassy dog might be the leader of Russia... ...because she is always Putin."

"Backache Darren This is a joke I wrote before I discovered reddit. I shall link to it thusly: http://vulpes-aurum.deviantart.com/art/Backache-Darren-149248532"

"Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"

"I'm such a disaster that 9/11 and The Titanic would go out on a date together and watch a movie about me."

"What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist? Dill Rye"

"What do you call a man trying to conceal his boner? The battle of the buldge."