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Joke of the Day

"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first replies, ""Yes, I'm positive..."""

"Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car that you've already wrecked. That's why I pull into the self serve"

"What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know!!!"

"If you push George W Bush into a vat of concrete. It would set a very bad president."

"I am fluent in three languages...english, sarcasm, and profanity"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth? A mechanic."

"Happy March 14th to all the MEN out there.... (not sure what it is?? GOOGLE IT)"

"What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? ""Shomething'sh Amish..."""

"There are three kinds of people in this world.... Ones that can count and ones that can't"