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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator"

"So this is what it's like to grow up. Fucking bullshit is what it is."

"Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death."

"Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !"

"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."

"what's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each s."

"One could say that Brexit has been ... ... quite secessful."

"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."

"I tried S/M once, and ended up with a dominatrix who was unusually cruel. Instead of using a whip she would make me do fractions in my head."

"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."