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Joke of the Day
"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."
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"Surveys have shown that.. 6/7 dwarfs aren't Happy"
"Hey Billy Joel it's called a pianist."
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"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
"Sausage and bacon in a frying pan. Sausage says to the bacon: ""It's pretty hot here."" Bacon says: ""Oh my god! A talking sausage !!"""
"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."