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Joke of the Day
"""No, don't get up"" - how I greet people in wheelchairs."
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"I don't want to brag but I have a really nice bum. Found him under the bridge."
"Can't believe my daughter said I was embarrassing her by trying to be cool. She needs to check the tude & stop being so wiggity wiggity wack"
"There is a new virus which only affects Muslims.Where do they put the infected? In the Quran-tine room!"
"Prostitute Pony What did the prostitue pony where on its hooves? Whore shoes. Ok, I'll stop:("
"I just got diagnosed with the inability to feel emotions Now I'm sad"
"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"
"Rhianna How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown? White and gold."
"What's different between Asians and Caucasians? We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't."
"What kind of reptile loves to start shit? An insta-gator"