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Joke of the Day

"Why should I date you? Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69."

"In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one's laughing now. I'm receiving treatment and everyone's been really supportive."

"Who likes bad jokes What do you get when you crash a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion"

"How do you kill a vampire baby? Stake and shake"

"After many years, I have decided I no longer care where Waldo is because we do not have any sort of reciprocal relationship."

"[my first cutaway on The Bachelorette] I can eat more roses than any of these guys"

"What do Jews get at night during the holocaust? Not z's"

"Had to be a woman that coined the phrase ""severance package."" No guy is putting those two words so close to each other."

"I was reading the book ""Great Expectations"" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be."

"Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist."