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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a vampire baby? Stake and shake"

"Did you hear about the man who had his right side cut off He's dead. Died from blood loss. Poor guy. On the bright side, his family got what's left of him."

"What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill. "

"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"

"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they..."

"Octopus How does an octopus make you laugh? With ten-tickles"

"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney! Merry Christmas sickos! :)"

"Sir Im sorry I rear ended you but I was focused on not accidentally eating a purple jelly bean and you're handling this really insensitively"