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Joke of the Day

"Kayne and Kim name their new daughter ""North"" I hope there's a perfume coming: ""North"" by North West."

"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."

"The Macarena began playing through the dental office speakers as I lied helpless with the hygienist's hands in my mouth today. #survivor"

"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."

"Are you cold? Come sit in the corner, it's 90 degrees."

"Poor Sally! Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there? ) Not Sally. Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."

"What is a Catholic's favorite weapon? Nun-chucks."

"Shopping with girlfriend, she says, ""let's go down this aisle."" Me - K. Why? Her - It's a surprise. Me - K. Why? Her - Just grab that. *points* Me - K. Why? Her - KY. Me - K... Her - Y."

"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."

"A woman dropped a $10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' I turned it into wine. I bought wine."