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Joke of the Day
"What does Ron Howard ask before watersports? You down with Opie pee?"
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"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. ""Cool, where'd you get that?"" says the bartender. ""Africa"", replies the parrot. ""They're all over the place."""
"What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal? I'm gladiator."
"What's the difference between an old joke and a new one? Nothing. We're on reddit"
"So I fired my sphere maker... He kept cutting corners."
"If Jesus could have sex on his birthday... That lucky girl would be covered in Christ-mist."
"[At the coroners' to identify a body] Me: ""Yep. That's a body all right."""
"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."
"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"
"Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? ""Not to be confused with each other."""