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Joke of the Day

"Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day"

"What do you call a group of 8 hobbits? a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke"

"Frownie wink wins for most confusing emoji ;("

"I don't date because I have a very particular type Girls that like me"

"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"Giving a woman an orgasm is like riding a bicycle. I always feel silly wearing a helmet."

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's hoo-ha and her mouth? Only half the stuff that comes out of her hoo-ha is retarded."

"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over."

"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."

"How many animals are in a pair of pantyhose? Well there is 10 little piggies, 2 calves, an ass, a pussy and a dead fish, no one can find."