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Joke of the Day

"What did trump say to hillary after the debate? WRONG! and hillary replied : he is a lier and he cannot be trusted"

"If you honestly think I want to hear about the details of your dream you're still fucking dreaming."

"How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"

"I was awakened with a blowjob today I need to start sleeping with my mouth closed."

"Why did Jimmy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus!"

"carpe natem Translate it if you don't know Latin."

"The guy who invented the velcro died last week RIP"

"Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!"

"If guys were smart they would forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls buying frozen dinners and cat food."

"Two fish in a tank Fish 1: uh, Greg? Fish 2: what Fish 1: how do we drive this thing"