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Joke of the Day

"The loop of Internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack."

"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? He is going to tell you."

"I tripped over some stupid plant so I gave it the finger and walked in a circle around it because I wasn't sure where its stupid eyes were."

"Schrodinger's Cat Walks Into A Bar and Does Not..."

"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC? He was Edward Snowed-In."

"A guy with a huge cock enters a bar... He has to call the fire department to get it off."

"In case I ever doubted my status as an American, being able to buy girl scout cookies on my way out of the gym was a heady reminder."

"What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten."

"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"