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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my microwave Hot, clean, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her."
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"Why do muslims love classical music? It has lots of violins"
"Instead of cars warning us of stupid things, like the door is open, it should tell us useful things, like there's a cop hiding in the bushes"
"A man walked into a bar... ...and stayed there my entire childhood."
"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."
"My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of the guard tower."
"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."
"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"
"[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended."
"What do you call a bee in the garage? Garbage."