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Joke of the Day

"I walked in a Library... I walked in a library and asked the librarian for a book about small penises. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet"". I replied ""Yeah, that's the one"""

"Reddit? More like...Eddit"

"Romantic movies taught me that you always have to walk out after a big argument so that 6yrs later you can meet by chance and get married."

"What do you call a horse at night? A Nightmare"

"What do you call a terrorist video store? Blockbuster"

"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"

"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."

"Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes? Turban Outfitters!"

"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""

"Yo mama is so stank... She has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh."