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Joke of the Day

"Imagine a hunter in a deer stand but instead of a gun he has a long stick he pokes the deer with and they look around like ""ok who did that"""

"I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs."

"Was my French teacher into golden showers? Oui. Courtesy of Stewart Francis."

"What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!"

"Regarding hungergames mockingjay Who is jay? and why are they always mocking him?"

"That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating."

"My GF begged me to stop singing Linkin Park I tried so hard."

"What do you call funny laboratory equipment? A comical flask."

"Someday I'd like to meet the tiny creature piloting Vin Diesel's body."

"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty."