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Joke of the Day
"My GF begged me to stop singing Linkin Park I tried so hard."
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"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."
"What is a crack head's favourite song? Q: What is a crack head's favourite song? A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway.."
"Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working"
"Damn girl, are you reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and over"
"A telemarketer called and said,""can I speak with the man of the house."" I replied, ""sure"" and gave the phone to the cat."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton? Bill got fucked in the oval office and Hillary just got fucked out of it."
"Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight."
"A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"