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Joke of the Day
"What should you do when a bull charges you? Pay him"
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"A man walks into a bar... ...and says ""ouch"""
"Dolphins don't do anything by accident.. Always on porpoise."
"[baby sitting] ""Hey, yeah it's me. No, everything's fine. Just a quick question about his legs."" ""..."" ""So how many legs did he have?"""
"What is the best way to get called a ,""genius?"" ...by losing a billion dollars in business."
"Some bitch just called me a crack whore... Stupid dogs, ass is the only way to go ;)"
"A roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up and says ""5 beers please"""
"Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask."
"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come over"
"I have a lot of guilt from things I've done in the past so I'm grateful Twitter allows me to focus my pent up anger on strangers."