201635
Joke of the Day
"A roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up and says ""5 beers please"""
Next Joke
"Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!"
"me: [comes running down the stairs with a baseball glove] robber: why are u wearing a glove me: I meant to grab my bat lol robber: lol"
"Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!"
"What do you call a gay Jewish and Chinese couple? Christmas dinner every night. Happy holidays reddit!"
"John: There are places... Paul: I remember George: All my life, though... Ringo: How can antibiotics and pro-biotics both be good for you"
"My therapist said I need to stop listening to Ke$ha on my iPod and start acting my age. So I bought Ke$ha on vinyl. Tik Tok."
"What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms? It's testicle physics."
"the guy at the liquor store didn't card me and it hurt my feelings so I said I was a cop and idk what to do next we're just standing here"
"A girl couldn't decide which mascara to use Bitch couldn't makeup her mind."