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Joke of the Day

"I have a lot of guilt from things I've done in the past so I'm grateful Twitter allows me to focus my pent up anger on strangers."

"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"

"What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside Georgia? Her geography teacher's cock."

"My Dad was the town drunk, ... and we lived in Chicago."

"""Dayyuuuum Giiiiirrrl... Did you fall from Heaven?"" *pokes body with stick*"

"I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey"

"Rape jokes aren't funny. They're always forced."

"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"

"What's white on the outside and black on the inside? An American police officer."

"Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm."