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Joke of the Day

"My nephew didn't cry when Mufasa died so I stopped the movie. What is wrong with kids of today?"

"What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf"

"When that guy on the train woke up and stretched, I don't think he liked it when I scratched his head and said ""Who's a big kitty?!"""

"""...any reason why these 2 should not be married, speak now or..."" They're engagement photo only got 21 likes on Facebook! *crowd GASPS*"

"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods."

"Do people who go to the gym to ""feel the burn"" know nothing of Mexican food?"

"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating!"

"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"

"When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear."

"Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling."