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Joke of the Day
"Lionel Ritchie says 'Hello', by the way."
Next Joke
"This kid was up late doing his work... not on reddit. not posting to /r/jokes Edit: That's a lie."
"Bending over in a short skirt will probably get me further than my expensive education ever will."
"Can you see? I hate it when people ask what I will be doing in 5 years time? Sorry I just don't have 2020 vision"
"lol so good https://soundcloud.com/yung-palmtree"
"What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive"
"What's green and eats nuts... Syphilis."
"Son, I've made some questionable decisions in life & I must go away for awhile to face the consequences. How I tell my 5yo I'm off to poop"
"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"
"What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you."