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Joke of the Day

"The best revenge is living well, so I really need to know what the second best revenge is."

"What did one termite say to another in a burning building? ""Barbecue tonight!"""

"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."

"What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? A pilot, you racist bastard."

"Who is the new member of the X-MEN Caitlyn Jenner"

"Never ask me ""Who hurt you?"" unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation."

"Best Man speech joke help Hi Everyone, Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man."

"let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that's right i'm talking about waldo from where's waldo"

"What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? I don't *have* lobsters!"

"What idiot called it endangered ocean population instead of deficiency?"