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Joke of the Day

"How do triangles communicate? Sin language"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy."

"Whether you believe in evolution or not, one thing is certain... Human ancestry's pretty fishy."

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"I'm not the only Pokemon fan out there. There are Charmeleons of us."

"What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Hey Robin get in the car""!"

"'Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?' --my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car"

"Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states."

"The fact that the British call math ""maths"" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math."

"Ann: I wanna break up Ed: why? A: you use time travel to manipulate me E: when, exactly, did you start to suspect this? A: well... Hey!"