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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde move to California? To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6"

"Hillary Clinton sucks! No she doesn't, because if she did Bill wouldn't have Monica."

"Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon."

"I am the best juggler in the world. But I don't have the balls to show it to you."

"What is Tumblr's least favourite show? NCIS"

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets."

"What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd? You herd."

"What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball? You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza."

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor"

"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless."