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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her."

"Since we're at it: Dating in your 30s is like registering a domain name... The good ones are all taken. But you can always get one from an exotic country..."

"How do you know a joke isn't a repost? When it doesn't reach the front page."

"Who Found America Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"George washington said ""We would have a black president when pigs fly!"" ... well, swine flu."

"What happens when batman takes viagra? The dark knight rises"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made with the juice of the fruit."

"""There's no business like crow business."" -Wealthy businesscrow"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Waiting for the day when parents finally admit that their kid is in fact ugly instead of thinking they have the most beautiful kid ever."