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Joke of the Day

"So there are the baby boomers, generation x, and millenials. What do we call the next generation? Fucked."

"My boss wanted to know why I was away for so long. I told him I was in the restroom and he doesn't believe me. He insists I'm lying but I'm really just full of shit."

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? [Keep the tip!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U)"

"What's that there? got you"

"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they have machines for that these days"

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asked, ""why the long face?"""

"Why Won't Monica Lewinski vote for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth"

"[Spider-Man shows up at my house] *I carefully scoop him up on a piece of paper and release him outside my door*"

"A steak pun... ... is a rare medium well done."