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Joke of the Day
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asked, ""why the long face?"""
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"'sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.' what, am i supposed to just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?"
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