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Joke of the Day
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"
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"my sex life is a lot like the bible mostly imaginary and with not much chance of a sequel"
"What's the difference between a computer program and global warming? One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!"
"German boy Why did the German boy go to Summer camp? I don't know he did notsay!"
"Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing"
"What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered."
"How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs."
"Girls who marry for money & guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end."
"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"
"What do you call a gay caveman with a Viagra prescription? Homo erectus."