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Joke of the Day
"A steak pun... ... is a rare medium well done."
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"/r/jokes is the most environment friendly sub-reddit around With all the reusing and recycling of old jokes going around."
"Just realized what I'm putting on my tombstone. If you're reading this, I'm already dead."
"May 4th is Star Wars day May the 4th be with you!"
"A Jewish kid asks his dad if he can have five dollars. He answers, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""
"Want to hear a good joke? Me too."
"I like finger painting. I once painted a finger... on my finger, it was really good, no one could tell"
"Hilary's reaction to learning Bill has been cheating. ""I know."""
"I think my dog is an alcoholic. He can't hold his licker."
"brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated"