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Joke of the Day
"As a Jew, I love bagels... They're one of the holeyest foods."
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"Why does doctor pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead"
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very hungry."
"My English teacher corrected my Grammer. One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not ""hard"", infact they are ""difficult"". She gave me the most difficult boner that day."
"My cross-eyed friend was just diagnosed with depression. I'm not surprised - he never looks forward to anything."
"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."
"What did the plant say to the vegan? Leaf me alone."
"[speed dating] Anyway, do you have a baby hedgehog? ""No."" *I take a deep breath and roll my eyes* [timer beeps]"
"What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? They both poke around in old food"
"I messed up planning my New Year's party I guess you could say I dropped the ball."