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Joke of the Day
"I don't mean to brag but 14 bots are hitting on me and I've already received 72 viruses. -- Nerds"
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"What do you call a work out routine done by a sexy robot? An erector set. I'll see myself out."
"WIFE: you can't just deep-fry everything ME: what do you mean? WIFE: I mean put down the cat"
"Toddler in our bed last night; it was like sleeping with an octopus on meth."
"Been at this farmer's market for 20 minutes. Haven't seen a single beard. About to FREAK OUT & start throwing these organic soaps"
"I was wondering... since there are great white sharks, how come there aren't any great black sharks? Then i realized even if there were, they probably couldn't swim..."
"It's six. Six raccoons. Six raccoons is the amount of raccoons that will make me turn around and walk down a different street. Six."
"I need a new waffle iron. These waffles are still wrinkled."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?"
"My biology professor's favorite joke What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"