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Joke of the Day
"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."
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"2 dudes Came here to tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it."
"How is 'crazy' like a freshly baked pie? You have to let it cool off before you put your dick in it."
"Astrogeologists: do telescope/remote sensing on distant objects. Astrologists: use horoscope/do not remotely make sense/object when dissed."
"Why did Hitler not mind being on the naughty list? He needed more coal anyway."
"Chick in front of me has 'Charley Horse' tattooed down the back of her leg. Cramp stamp."
"You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ... ... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later."
"What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"