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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler not mind being on the naughty list? He needed more coal anyway."

"When a dating site tells me ""Someone new likes you!"" I get angry because I'm there to meet adults, not babies."

"Germany Cracks Down on Muslim Sex Attacks By Giving Girls No' Tattoos Other choices include ""No Anal"" ""No Creampies"" ""No Bukkake"""

"[Request] Anyone know how the 'ten inch pianist' joke goes? I've seen it referenced as a punchline but never heard the actual joke."

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator ""I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"""

"I'm one of those people that tried this at home."

"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"

"I am so bored in my current profession. I am thinking of becoming a bartender... ...to shake things up a bit."

"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"

"I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer. He said ""You don't have much of a case."""