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Joke of the Day
"How did the media know JFK was cheating on his wife? They saw him getting blown in the back seat."
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"I was about to make a joke about Jupiter and a spacecraft... ... but how did Juno about it?"
"""Who watches this shit?"" - Me, watching shit"
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"A man goes to a library and asks for a book on Suicide The Librarian says: Fuck off, You wont bring it back."
"Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat."
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"Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty? He doesn't pick up after himself."