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"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."
"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."
"Your blood pressure looks normal, I'll fix that. - Children, every five minutes."
"Dentist says I need to be more aggressive when flossing, so I'm going to start barking."
"A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct."
"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"
"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? In France, one egg is un oeuf"
"Woke up at 5 am. Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Not to mention completely delusional about being healthy, wealthy, and wise."
"What's the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey"