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Joke of the Day

"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"

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"Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that in my soul."
"I was watching ""Who wants to be a Millionaire?"" on Zimbabwean TV."
"How's your day been? Grape!"
"Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first"
"What did Hitler Drink for breakfast? Jews."
"I always felt suicidal.. because I'm hanging on by a thread"
"What does a light bulb filled with gas?"
"Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"missy the lost cat http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html"