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Joke of the Day

"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"

"What's the only acceptable filetype at The Xavier Institute for Higher Learning? .docx"

"Mom, I'm sleeping wit the neighbour -That's unacceptable young lady! He could be your Dad! -But Mom, you don't understand. Age doesn't matter for true love! -I didn't say anything about age ..."

"hey you guys... ...""homo erectus"""

"""I look ridiculous!"" --First wolf in sheep's clothing"

"In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients"

"Foreigners suck... They blatantly disregard the ""i before e except after c"" rule."

"Why are there no nice cars in heaven? Because abortions float."

"I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance."

"""I'm hungry. Except for anything you made. There's no way I'm eating that."" - Kids"