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Joke of the Day

"Hang in there Dave At the rate that all the celebrities are dying let's hope Dave doesn't die before the years up, it'd be devastating"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... ... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"I'm so thankful for my kids.If it weren't for them I'd never know what a cool sound my vacuum cleaner makes when it sucks up Rice Crispies."

"When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. . . . I was right."

"When people tell me I look like my mother, I assume they mean disappointed."

"Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back"

"What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"

"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"

"What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common? We only last 48 seconds."