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Joke of the Day

"What Does A Subatomic Duck Say? QUARK!"

"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."

"I heard a joke about the swiss the other day But the punch line was too cheesy to repeat."

"A horse walks into a bar... ...the trainer says, ""next time, jump""."

"Ugh I hate the bathroom at this mall. There's not a single urinal. Just a bunch of women screaming."

"I'm probably moving back to my home country if Trump gets elected. Not by choice either."

"Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus and am I a proportioned tiny wooden stick? Because we're a match!"

"How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !"

"The only way I'd ever get to ""bang"" a hot chick, is if I run up to one and slam her head into a wall."