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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody knows."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it's ""R"" but it's actually the ""C""."

"I like to paint pictures of WW2 bombers onto the sides of beautiful women."

"What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party? A turn up"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? 'cause if they fell forward, they'd still be in the Fuckin' boat! I'll show myself out."

"Accidentally OD'd On Benefiber The other day I accidentally OD'd on Benefiber. Boy, the shit really did hit the fan."

"Why do Chemists have so much debt? Because they have so much Antimony!"

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You've gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message"

"Kanye and Kim Are having their 2nd baby That's the joke."

"Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""