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Joke of the Day
"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""
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"I accidentally swallowed a contact lens today... I've never seen my colon with such clarity before."
"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."
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"What do you call someone who smokes two joints? Double jointed."
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"The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at Burger King."
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."